The Douche high five

5. Needs to air it out: The New Pornographers

No Neko Case while headlining a North American tour = slight douchebaggery.

4. Starting to ferment: Willie Nelson

For his "new" single Coywboys are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other... right in time for the post Brokeback Gay Cowboy movie craze. Apparently written in the 80's, now Willie decides it's a good time to release it? Definite douche material.

3. Definite and discernable odor: Jamie Foxx

Does anyone else smell a familiar douching smell in a pop-crooning Eddie Murphy? Extra douching for trying to pimp his CD at the NBA All-Star game last week for no apparent reason.

2. 'Wow, that's some serious stench. I can taste it from here.': The Sex Pistols

Snubbing the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame by saying they're not 'monkeys: http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2006/02/24/1461279-ap.html

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they make one album? Serious douchebaggery for wasted potential and extra points for still having a crazy haircut. You'd think by now Johnny Rotten would be a Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman and at least own a cinder-block propped RV.

1. Douchebag extrordinaire: Susan Evans, the executive director of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation

For responding to The Sex Pistols with this: "They are being the outrageous punksters they are, and that's rock and roll."

Although I sense no stench, it's clear Evans has been hitting the douchepipe far too much when she's probably seething with rage that some 50-year-old meatheads just took a swing at her vag.